What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 05:12
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?